Holy Shit—It Was My Soul All Along

or “Roast Beef for Breakfast and Other Sacred Instructions

My Dog Mr. Root Beer, not to sure about our new home.

Have you ever followed the instructions to the letter?
The diet. The supplements. The affirmations.
The morning routine that someone swore would change your life.

Have you ever done everything right—and it still didn’t work?

Because same.

I’ve eaten the “clean” food.
I’ve tried the quiet mornings and the p…