I Thought I Was Slipping Into Depression

—But It Was Something Else Entirely

Well, sugar, let me tell you—I did not see this coming.

The other day, I sat down for lunch, turned on the TV, and the next thing I knew? Out. Cold.
Not just a nap. Not just a little doze.

I passed out.

The deep kind of sleep that makes your whole body feel like it’s been stitched to the couch. The kind where you wake up hours later, confused, groggy, not …